fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick
Gentrification
Whateva Wigga
oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya
Lmfao yo I’m dead
Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.
can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean
Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint
you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin
certified iconic post
I’ve been taking the antidepressant Lexapro and it has helped a lot with my general fatigue level, although the most visible effect is that I am constantly in a haze, it seems
Guys, we fucked up a perfectly good AI. Look at him, he has depression.
absolutely critical to this is that this is the alt text on the picture:
[Description] Frog with text I fucked. [Text] I’VE [newline] FUCKED
Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid
Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit
Me:
i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens
where the fuck did the minions gif come from
no seriously i didnt add that why is it on my fucking post
ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what
shaking and crying like a scorned pomeranian because somebody thirteen years ago called me annoying once
Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)
okay i added some buillion cubes :) whos next
I went ahead and added some buillion cubes :)
hey yall jsyk i added some buillion cubes :)
i spice things up with a billion cubes
Well this soup fucking sucks guys
Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol
We’re self conscious about everything
I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
not now kitten, daddy is arguing about the ramifications of nuclear war in the r/worldnews comments section
Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.
i do
Good afternoon Tumblr,
What if we started formatting text posts like emails? Kindly let me know what you think.
Best, Ena Da mens-rights-activia.tumblr.com
Mens,
ok 👍
Sent from my iPad
No thanks
Signed,
Your boss with an overly elaborate email signature
Fox-news-san-diego-channel-12@tumblr.com
O: 888-777-6655 C: 444-333-2211
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
“no bitches” meme but you’re in a political debate compilation