lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

i kind of want to apply to the internship at the state legislature but i feel like everyone who works there would be awful??

y-you think somebody would do that?

just go on the internet and t-tell lies?

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butmuhgains:

rtrixie:

upgraders:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

you spent that $32 really badly

dollar confirmed for monopoly money

Lol receipt please?

did the op go to a corner store in san fran in winter or something

fagmobs:

Has that person ever had chick-fil-a breakfast? They could execute gay ppl in their restaurants, I would risk my life to go in and get that chick-n-biscut & those chick-n-minis

The worst thing you can do is censor yourself as the pencil hits the paper. You must not edit until you get it all on paper. If you can put everything down, stream-of-consciousness, you’ll do yourself a service.
Stephen Sondheim (via maxkirin)
Dig Deeper (ask the characters)
1: Something you’ve had constant nightmares about? In vivid detail?
2: Something you’ve started to realize about yourself?
3: A quote that sums you up as a whole?
4: A quote that reminds you of ____?
5: A song that brings you to tears?
6: Most physical pain you’ve had to endure?
7: Most mental pain you’ve had to endure?
8: Do you consider yourself an open individual?
9: If there is someone you want right now, if you could tell them so, would you?
10: Someone who makes you happy effortlessly?
11: Something that hurts you to think about?
12: Defense mechanisms? Do you have any?
13: A song that describes all that you’ve had to go through with ___?
14: A love song that gives you hope?
15: Happiest memory?
16: Ever been friends with someone you never knew the name of?
17: Thoughts on death.
18: Thoughts on life.
19: Thoughts on affection/intimacy.
20: You like to avoid… (finish sentence)
21: A time when you felt the most needed?
22. A time when you felt the most yourself?
23: Something you will always regret?
24: Bad habits?
25: A recurring dream you’d had?
26: Share a journal entry.
27: Share a picture from your personal photo album.

youreabitweird:

officialjeffgoldblum:

most classic novels are classics because they were written by old white men for other white men. so, like, don’t ever feel bad for not reading them

I can go on forever but… looks like someone made an ignorant post. There are many famous classics written by female authors and these are just a few. Not that a book written by an “old white dude” makes it any less valid. But try to actually think before writing uninformed bullshit online okay goodbye.

Where do all our taxes go?
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